- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

women's rights.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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