What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...