There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

heat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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