- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock, Knock ...

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Women's Rights

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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