- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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