- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Guess what? Bananas

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Yock

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Robin get in the batmobile!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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