When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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