How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Wright flyer

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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