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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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