- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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