- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Kys

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

batman has diarrhea

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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