Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

heat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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