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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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