What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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