- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's 9+10? 19.

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