Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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i had sex.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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