- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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