- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

360 NO SCOPE

White NBA players.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Not a joke.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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