What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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I <3 Hitler

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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