- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

This is funny.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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