- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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