- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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