why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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