Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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The Colts this year.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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