- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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