Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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