- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

whats a joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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