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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

homosexual

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

No because your face is really f***** up.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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