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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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