A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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www.xnxx.com

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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haha Otarts was here

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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