- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Vagina Boob

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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