- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

What rhymes with you? You.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Runescape.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Religion

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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