what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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