Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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