what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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