A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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