what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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