well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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