whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Sarah Palin

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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you.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I went to the store and I fell

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