What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Religion

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Hi

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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