whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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you.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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