Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Gale swallows.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Anti Joke

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