What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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FIRE!!

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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