A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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