What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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