Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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women's rights

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Swag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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