- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Dick Chaney

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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