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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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