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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Knock knock

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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