- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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