- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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