What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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sadf

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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i love to lick...

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Anti Joke

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