Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Whats white? A fridge

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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