- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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