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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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