Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Internet Explorer

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Wright flyer

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Soccer...

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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