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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Jeff

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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