- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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