- Anti Joke

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call an amazing person Good

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

no

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.