- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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