- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Womens basketball

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Cool Brian

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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