Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

i had sex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Error 37.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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