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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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