AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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