- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

whats polish and black a polish black person

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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