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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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