- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

vitamin c

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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