Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

hi mom

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

wael.. nuff said

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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