- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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