- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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